1. Getting into conversations and have stronger feelings or thoughts about them after drinking...or in my case sometimes...absolutely lack of them :P
2. Fitting the key in the door can be a problem, at least it wasn't the wrong door, which wasn't easy at the plaza when numbers melted together and the door looked the same...opening an unlocked door an the apartment looking a lot different in one night is a clue...
3. Brushing teeth just feels different...and your trying to make it last as long as if sober.
4. All of a sudden your clothes are an enemy tight as a condom trying to get off...
5. Getting a hold off one of those tall glasses trying to get water out of a sink smaller then in the kitchen...
6. Crawling in to bed is like...man this is nice...I'm a pass out goooood...
7. I'm gonna add...don't forget to text your friends you made it home...with an hour...or at all if they ask you to :P
