Anyone seen my keys?

I know, nothing has changed since I got my first set of keys, lost them everyday...so many keys, phones, bikes and other stuff GONE. What's worse is that I'm thinking of my black string with skulls that were on the keys :/

So now I have my dads keys and figured I would need a bigger string on them and dad pulled out one that is wider and says WHISKY...gosh, now I'm a look alcoholic too...